Rant about event boxes

Alright so what the Fuck is this bullshit? Who said Wizards could do this? I don't approve of this fuckin shit. This is about as retarded as a 15/15 uncounterable extra turn shuffle your librarygraveyard annihilate 6 flying anti spell targeting bullshit all rolled up in a creature and given away at an event for free. I am talking about those damn wretched boxes that you can buy over the counter and enter the tournament at the same time. "Into the breach" and "Infect and defile" are the damn fuckin boxes I'm talking about. And that actually happened on Game Day! This white guy hasn't played magic since big Jace was $40 and he comes back during this event, has no deck, buys the ub box and enters. He was 2-1 when he met me and he thought he could be 3-1 but then I curbstomped him to 2-2 giving him an 0-2 for our round. The guy was actually cool, it's just what he did that really pissed me off. I know these boxes aren't meant to be great but they're playable. Now any noob walking in with their parents wallet can buy this shit. This is a fuckin disgrace to those of us who actually spent time making these decks what they are. Every box shipped is Wizards spitting in our face. Every box bought is a hinderance of the authentic. I don't see any boxes out there for fuckin UW control. A nice little package with firewalkers, days, baby jace, dual lands, and various counters. No! Because there isn't! I don't see a fuckin Valakut box! Shit that has fuckin god damn Valakut, fuckin battlements, khalni hearts, green zenith, god damn motherfuckin pryos. You get what the fuck I'm saying. Why not have a fuckin noob try to play one of those motherfuckin god damn shit bitch untwhotefuckgoddammit decks. I remember when I built this f kin deck before it was even kuldotha. When I made that mother kin god damn raid bombardment deck. With all those sonbitch commons and uncommons. The only rare was thefuckin goblin guide. It required playing a shit load of goblins and then dropping chandras spitfire and having all the goblins attack activating raid bombardment dealing multiple 1 damage and +3/0 on spitfire a shit ton of times. Then the deck dropped spitfire cause it was always getting killed in some way or another and cheiftain replaced her, making it a full goblin deck. I'm sorry spitfire, we had our fun but I can't stand to see you die anymore. Then the fuckin rotation happened and the only card I lost was dragon fodder, and the expected me to replace it with rebirth. At first I didn't want to add artifacts just so I can use a card though. But I did anyways, and it was ok. It didn't do great, back then all I had to rely on was chieftain and bushwhacker for the pump. Turn out 8 wasn't enough. It needed 16, wardriver and pest. Now that the deck has 16 creatures pumping each other the deck can constantly drop threat after threat. Since M11, since motherfuckin M11 when the raid bombardment deck was built I've been tweaking this deck into what it is today. Nobody else had that raid deck. I'd always get called judge on just so they check the legality of it. Nobody liked having a 13/3 flying over and punching them in the fuckin face stupid dipshit ass motherfuckers after already taking 4 noncombatant damage and having other little guys to block. None of these other noobs wont understand this shit. They won't have a story like this. It'll just be "I bought this deck over the counter and fixed it so it's just like that list I saw online. I'm a stupid cunt bitch who decided to take the easy way out and steal a deck that's already winning and dick ride on it's success." and I'm not mad about the other premium decks. Those decks can only be used in legacy or edh, and the from the vault decks too. This is a deck specifically built for standard copying decks from standard. The most played format across the nation. Kuldotha red was already cheap as it is! Fuck your mox opal! I don't need that fuckinshitcuntbitchwhoreslutfriskycatdog!!!!! Just a waste of a fuckin drop if have your artifacts dead and no more metalcraft. I killed that sonbitch! Raped that motherfucker and took the 2-0! I didn't ask for it I just took it! And imma rape that shit again! I will! Yes I fuckin god damn will god mother fuck dammit will! Rape that shit motherfuckin sideways. Fuuucckk!!! :RAGE MODE: *FLIPS DESK*